TWIFcomp

"Farmville: A Parody"

Your Farm is room

Instead not looking:
	say "You [one of]waste time[or]spam your friends[or]do nothing useful[at random].";
	try looking

Cave is room. "It's dark."
An adventurer is here. The description is "Yummy."
Before eating adventurer, end the game saying "Nom. Nom. Nom."

Lounge is room. A book is here. The description of player is "Autistic."
Instead of opening, try eating book. Instead of examining book, try
wearing book.

Suicide is room. "Pull trigger?"
Player holds a gun. Trigger is part of gun.
After pulling trigger, end the game in death.
After dropping, end the game saying "Hope!"

Space is a room.

Instead of doing anything, say "[one of]What?[or]Sorry, I didn't catch that.
  [or]Could you speak up, please?[or]What did you say?[at random]".

Earth is a room.
Mars is a man in earth.
W is in earth. The printed name is "women". Understand "women" as the W.
Instead of giving W to Mars:
	end the game in victory.

"MMO"

Cage is a room.  A lever is here. 
Instead of pulling lever:
    say "Food pellet.  Yum.";
    award 1 point;
    if remainder after dividing score by 5 is 0:
        say "DRUID: LEVEL UP".

"LoveBot"

i ^_^ i   is room.
After reading a command:
    let T be indexed text;
    let T be the player's command;
    say "I also [T]!  Let's fuck.";
    reject the player's command.